Greatest Hairband Album Ever?

Bon Jovi: Slippery When Wet might be the best hairband album ever. The album is loaded down with hits. This is tonight’s jam. The house is empty and Wanted Dead or Alive is rocking the windows. I think this is going to be my new theme song. I am going to do like the wrestlers and have this playing as I take the stage on Sundays.
We talk too serious on blogs sometimes, so share with me what you consider the greatest hairband vinyl of all time.