Preston sent me this today. All I can say is Chuck Norris and Heavy Metal. Does it get any better.

Check it out here.

Okay, I finally broke down today and got the Treo 650. I dropped my phone in the bath (don’t ask) and now the battery works for about 3 phone calls.

Does anyone know how or if it will sync with Entourage?
If so, how do you do it?

Hook a brother up with help.

Tadd told me to call Verizon and they would walk me through it but I got sick of being on hold.

Thanks in advance.

Okay I hate computers. I had my bookmarks set up at the top of my screen where all I had to do was pull them down. There weren’t set up as tabs but they were at the top where I could see the different bookmark folders. Anyway, they are gone. Not sure where they went but they arent’ there.

I pulled down teh bookmark thingy at the top and clicked on every button and all did was get all my bookmarks to open as tabs.

Help a brother out!

Today we had our largest non-special day attendance ever. The last three weeks have been awesome even though I feel as if they have actually been some of our worst services as far as flow. We are off sync it seems but we are hearing nothing but good things.

We are gearing up towards our big series launch on Feb. 12th and I can’t wait!!!!

I have fought hard to keep the big mo since we started. It has went away at times but when it is there ride that sucker for all it is worth.

I write an article for a local magazine and this is the picture they are using this month for me. It made me laugh.

but I saw this job posting on another online forum. I have never applied for a ministry job so I don’t look at these things but this is crazy.

Job Title Senior Pastor

Part-Time Position

Description The Senior Pastor is responsible for leading this body to function as a New Testament church. The Senior Pastor will lead the congregation, organizations and church staff to perform their tasks. The Senior Pastor is leader of pastoral ministries in the church. As such, he works with the deacons and church staff to: lead the church in achievement of our mission, proclaim the Gospel to believers and unbelievers, and care for the church’s members and other persons in the community.

Requirement The pastor of _______ Baptist Church is a seminary graduate with 7-14 years of pastoral experience in a suburban setting. His primary strength is in preaching and teaching

Compensation $15,000

Seminary Graduate, 7-14 years experience, able to lead a staff, proclaim the gospel to lost, take care of the saved, teach, take care of the church people and the community all for a big salary of $15,000.

Is this normal?
Someone needs to give these people a wake up call.

Can someone help me with something? I need to find out what font the above is written in. I am sure it is a simple font but I have no idea how you even find that type stuff out. I am working on something for an upcoming sermon and it would be great if I could find out what this font is.

Thanks!

Well it looks like this Ridge Stoner is going to get buzzed. I’m not a big conference guy but Tadd begged like a little girl, so I’m signing up for the Buzz Conference. (I don’t think he cared if I was going but he wanted the Stone to flip the car, hotel, and food bill).

See ya there.

We have our first creative meeting about EASTER next week. I can’t believe it is that time already. Big days literally almost kill us being portable.

I think due to space we are going to do two services but we don’t think we can go early in the theatre so we are thinking of staggering the start times.

Service one would start at 9:30.
Service two would start in another theatre at 10.
The band would start in service one then move to theatre two while I preached in service one, then I would go to service two.

Could be fun.
Could be a mess.

I LOVE CHURCH PLANTING!!!!

Have you ever had someone you respect call you out on something you are doing and he is right?

Man, I hate that.