For all of you who hate me…
This is your chance to kill me. Seriously, just come by the office with a gun and shoot me. All I ask is you make it quick. I have done something to my back and I am in the worst pain of my life. I literally think I would rather die then keep on in this pain.
So this is your opportunity. I only have one life so it is first come, first serve. See ya when you get here.
If you decide not to kill me, I would appreciate your prayers. I really am in some big time pain.