I hate Chris Elrod

At one time I had a friend named Chris Elrod, but for at least the rest of today, I hate him.  No, I am not kidding.  Yes, I hate him.  In the last 24 hours he has made fun of me for being a wuss and not being around while the eel was being removed and now he has called my Dawgs out for their game against the Gators.

Tomorrow we might be friends again, but not today.