How you know you are a loser…

• You are watching Clash of the Choir on NBC
• Your worship pastor won’t let you sing in your own choir
• You can’t figure out how to get the light fixture off to replace the light on the front porch
• You got excited because you get an extra chicken nugget in your 8 pack at Chick-fil-a
• You almost knock over the Christmas tree putting water in it
• You eat probably over 100 cookies since Monday
• It’s days until Christmas and you just realize you haven’t bought your wife any gifts

All of those things have happened to me today